☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯


☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯

Getting Joe Hisaishi feels


hes out there

my main goal is to blow up




what if in full metal alchemist instead of putting the little brother in a robot they put him into a plate of noodles and they called him alfredo just to be a dick and everynight he cried into his fettucine whispering “my name is alphonse” 

It was a suit of armor you uncultured swine

i implied that in this particular universe it is completely possible to transport a human soul into a plate of pasta and you’re worried about the correct terminology on his sad little metal pants. hes not going to need those where he’s going……..which is right into a parmesan seasoned dinner for two at olive garden. 

the life aquatic with steve buscemi



apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

Satoshi Kon - Editing Space & Time

Tony Zhou : “Four years after his passing, we still haven’t quite caught up to Satoshi Kon, one of the great visionaries of modern film. In just four features and one TV series, he developed a unique style of editing that distorted and warped space and time. Join me in honoring the greatest Japanese animator not named Miyazaki.”




A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain